1. bainespal says:

    I wonder what he means by “this topic.”

    • Pretty sure the topic he’s referencing is that of Amish vampires in space. It’s a humorous plug because Amish Vampires in Space is the only book ever written about Amish vampires in space.

      And now it’s not funny anymore, because I just explained it. Sorry.

  2. It’s a joke. If, for example, a political book comes out, people may say, “If you read only one book on politics this year, make it this one.”

    And so, here Dave Barry is saying, “If you read only one book on [Amish vampires in space] this year, make it this one.” Because, you know, it’s the only book on Amish vampires in space.

    Likely enough Barry will never read the book.

What say you?